We all know that by default most men prefer to smell like motor oil. Believe it or not, scientific studies show women are turned on (read: horny) when they smell a man's armpit[citation needed].
My rocket scientist friends tell me that it's because of pheromones or some shit. So by choice, it's been weeks since I last put on a deodorant.
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| Not pictured: Hot chicks getting horny. |
Truth is, I've been using Old Spice High Endurance for years now. Although it's quite effective in suppressing that underarm odor that turns women on, it stains your undershirt in an unsightly, yellow stain. Plus, I shudder at the thought of God knows what chemicals have been accumulating in the crevices of my armpit.
Good thing that my bath soap, Dial For Men, makes the use of deodorants redundant. This may look like a shameless plug, but all through the years that I've been using this soap I noticed that my armpits don't smell like a chemical weapon even if I forget putting on a deodorant. I sweat a lot, so I know what I'm talking about.
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| Pictured: The author toiling like an oppressed peasant in order to feed his ten illegitimate children. |
It is worth the try. Dial For Men is available in all men's section in Watson's in malls. Dial should pay me for endorsing their product.
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| WARNING: Shameless plugging just going into overdrive. |
Anyways yesterday Santa came early in the form of a delivery guy giving me a package of CK Free. I recommend this to guys who want an "everyday" perfume. Something light smelling for the office and school on a day to day basis.
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| Those bemuscled fingers belongs to yours truly. |
I promise to update this once I get to wear the scent daily, for further review. If I'm not lazy, that is.
One of my other *ehem* fragrance is Burberry for Men.
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| A pessimist would say it's nearly empty. I would say it's nearly full - of air. |
You can wear this for special occasions like dates (in Pasig City), going out with your friends to meet hot women who don't want to meet you, or funerals. However, the scent is quite "heavy." You'd appreciate it more when you start sweating several hours later from strenuous activity.
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| Pictured: An example of after several hours of strenuous activity. |
One of the best scents for attracting chicks like they were children and you are the Pied Piper (I leave to your fertile imagination what your pipe should be, metaphorically speaking) is:
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| TA-DAAAN! |
Bvlgari Aqva (I don't know why the company insists on this misspelling. Since when was the letter U replaced by V, anyway?) Pour Homme. The fancy-ass French spelling alone shows you this scent means business. It's round and it looks like a bomb, apparently in homage for the anticipated many rounds of explosion you will partake in when you wear this scent. It's even light enough for daily use.
This scent, I kid you not, is guaranteed to ensnare the ladies. Like other expensive perfumes, they smell better several hours after spraying, when it mixes with your sweat to form a potent combination of manly aroma - letting the ladies know that you're the Alpha Male amongst the pitiful bunch of weaklings wearing Axe body spray or Aficionado.
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| Pictured: An artist's faithful rendering of a man who wore Bvlgari Aqva. |
